Reblog if you’re shorter than 5’8.
If you don’t reblog this, you are on duty to get the cookies off the top shelf. You have been notified.
I’m reblogging this, but seeing as it’s just me and the kids in the house, I’m STILL on top-shelf retrieval duty, at least for another few years.
“I’m not vain. I’m just recovering from years and years of low self-esteem.”
Why I’m taking so many selfies (via fehroohz)
its kinda scary how your whole life depends on how well you do as a teenager